What excuse did the unemployed cellist give for going dutch with his date?

He's flat Baroque...

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Excuse Jokes More Excuse Jokes

What's your excuse?

Well my dad says the world is changing every day . So I decided to wait until it settles down!"

How do you hit those high notes?

Adam Levine: I sold my soul to the devil. Interviewer: Excuse me Adam Levine: Practice.

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

What does 7-11 have in common with women?

Both of their eggs have sell-by dates.

What do you call a dating service for lumberjacks?

Timbr

Dutch Jokes More Dutch Jokes

What happened to the little Dutch boy after he put his finger in the dyke?

she shattered his jaw!

Why are Dutch people so tall?

The short ones drowned in the floods