What excuse did the unemployed cellist give for going dutch with his date?

He's flat Baroque...

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How do you hit those high notes?

Adam Levine: I sold my soul to the devil. Interviewer: Excuse me Adam Levine: Practice.

What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden?

A. Your mother ate us out of house and home.

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What's a calender's favorite fruit?

Dates.

What do Iraqi men do that gets them laid on the first date?

They give their women awesome Dinar.

Dutch Jokes More Dutch Jokes

Why can't the dutch fly?

Because they netherland.

What is the best thing to do with lots of Dutch cheeses?

Edam...