What excuse did the unemployed cellist give for going dutch with his date?

He's flat Baroque...

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Excuse Jokes More Excuse Jokes

Why do the rich enjoy tending to their gardens?

Because the they have an excuse to buy hose

Who is Thor?

A very worn-out thuper hero. (An excerpt from Brother Time and the Turtle: More Excuses for Jokes: )

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

Why did Superman dump Lois for Wonder Woman?

He decided he wanted to date someone in the same League.

Why are informaticians always confusing the dates of christmas and halloween?

Because OCT 31 is the same as DEC 25.

Dutch Jokes More Dutch Jokes

What happened to the little Dutch boy after he put his finger in the dyke?

she shattered his jaw!

Why do the Dutch people love..... Why do the Dutch people love the Belgian-jokes so much?

They are cheap.