How do Iranians speak on the telephone?

Persian-to-Persian (person-to-person).

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Who wouldn't let the gorilla in the ballet?

Just... the person responsible for making those decisions...

What do you call a person who farts in private?

A private tutor

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Why do politicians take laxatives?

So they can speak more fluently

What do you call a guy who pretends he can speak French?

A francophony

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How do Iranians speak on the telephone?

Persian-to-Persian (person-to-person).

Where does the Persian air force keep its aircraft?

The Carpet store

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How many Iranians does it take to change a light bulb?

A: One hundred - One to screw it in and 99 to hold the house hostage.

Why are camels referred to as "the ships of the desert" ?

They are full of Iranian seman

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What did the answering machine say to the telephone?

Take my word for it.

What's the three fastest ways of communication?

Telephone, telegraph, and tell-a-woman.