How do you speak such good English?

I dunno 200 years of colonialism and eurocentric education, how do you know so little history "

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How do you know that there's a monster in your bath?

You can't get the shower curtain closed.

What is my girlfriend's favorite meal?

A dish called: "I don't know, you choose."

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Why Couldn't Anyone Understand The Mute Mathematician's?

They didn't speak sine language.

What did the guy with 6 children say to the guy with six felonies?

I don't know they were speaking Spanish.

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What do the English use to blow up their enemies?

Tea N' Tea.

What language do birds speak ?

Pigeon English !

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What's the difference between a jar of mayonnaise and France?

If you leave the jar alone for 200 years it'll develop a culture.

What's the difference between America and a pot of yogurt?

If you leave a pot of yogurt alone for 200 years it develops a culture.

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Who has the better search engine: Yahoo, Google, or Microsoft?

I dunno. Let's google it!

How's the meal?

Me: I dunno. Let me check *pulls out phone Me: Not good. It only got 2 likes on Instagram Waiter: ...