What did the yogi say after riding his pet llama to the ashram?

Llamaste.

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What did the yogi say after riding his pet llama to the ashram?

Llamaste.

What do you call a bear who is athletically flexible?

Yogi

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Menstrual Cycles (I'm 99% sure I made this up!)

Which route should you take through the woods when riding a fizzy horse?

The psycho-path!