What did the snail say when he hitched a ride on the turtle?

A. Wheeeee!!!!!

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Snail Jokes More Snail Jokes

Why doesnt McDonalds serve snail?

Because of sanitation reasons.

What did the snail say when he jumped on the turtle's back?

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!"

Turtle Jokes More Turtle Jokes

Why are turtles dangerous in China ?

Because they can turtle you.

What do turtles do for fun?

Play hide and shell.

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

How many people with ADD does it take to change a light bulb?

Lets go ride a bike!

Why was Lisa not able to ride a bike?

She was a cat.

Hitch Jokes More Hitch Jokes

How did the inventor of the car advertise his new "horse-less carriage"?

He said it goes without a hitch!

Why doesn't Santa hitch his sleigh to a pig?

Pigs don't have red noses.