Which route should you take through the woods when riding a fizzy horse?

The psycho-path!

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Wood Jokes More Wood Jokes

How did Pinocchio figure out he was made of wood?

He was jacking off one day and his hand caught on fire.

Why do bears poop in the woods?

So nobody will see their bare (bear) bottom!

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

How tall do you have to be to ride a Kanye West rollercoaster?

About Ye big.

What do little sisters ride?

A Nii-san

Psycho Path Jokes More Psycho Path Jokes

How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest?

They Take The Psycho Path

How do crazy people go thru the forest?

They take the Psycho path.

Route Jokes More Route Jokes

What do you call a routed Greek army?

A Failanx

What's the one thing you don't want to hear when fighting with your wife on a long road trip?

Recalculating route.