Yogi Jokes

What do you call a bear who is athletically flexible?

Yogi

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What did the yogi have for breakfast?

an lette

What did the yogi say after riding his pet llama to the ashram?

Llamaste.

What did the yogi say to his friends when they asked him to leave?

Nah I'ma stay"

Why doesn't Yogi wear shoes?

He likes to go... bearfoot! I'll see myself out...

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Like Jokes More Like Jokes

Which similarities do Bon Jovi and geologists share?

They like rock.

What did the Canadian eel say when the bartender asked him if he'd had enough?

No, I think I'd like some more-ay.

Shoe Jokes More Shoe Jokes

Why do handicapped people wear shoes?

Because if they didn't their local gas station would turn a blind eye.

What's the difference between a drummer and shoes in a dryer?

Nothing.

Nah Jokes More Nah Jokes

What did the hippie say when I asked him to leave my house?

Nah, I'm-a stay.

What did the hippie say when his girlfriend told him to move out?

Nah, I'm a stay. (namaste)

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Which is Bernie Sanders' dominant hand?

His left one

How did the blonde break her leg raking leaves?

She fell out of the tree! I may not be a girl, but I'm blonde and find blonde jokes hilarious. xD

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

How do you describe the bears?

Fast and Furious 7

What do you call a PED for bears?

Polaroids.

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

Why does Bernie Sanders hate icebergs?

Because only the top 1% can stay above water.

What do you call a witch that stays out all night?

A fresh air freak.

Collar Jokes More Collar Jokes

Why did Yogi Bear only have a collar and a tie, and not a full dress shirt?

Patiently waits as you all Google pics of Yogi Bear*

Why is there lipstick on your collar?

she yelled. "It's part of the design," I said, opening up my wardrobe, "Look, I have the entire collection."

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What does a burning Mexican farm smell like?

Tacos. Overheard an old man telling another guy how he lost his farm in Mexico , and how the smell reminded him of tacos.

How can you tell if a snake is a baby snake?

It has a rattle.