Why did Alexander Graham Bell never receive a nobel prize?

Because it's a "no bell" prize.

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What kind of award did the dentist receive?

A little plaque.

What gift would you like to receive during the St. Valentine's Day?

Well, I don't know" she answers shyly. "OK, that I give you another year to think about it..."

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Why did the farmer win the Nobel Prize?

There was a clerical error. The award was intended to go to Malala Yousafzai for her advocacy work for education for young girls.

Why did the scientist take off his doorbell?

because he wanted to win the "Nobel" prize!

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Why did a scientist disconnect his doorbell?

because he wanted to win the No-bell prize!! Sorry, I ll walk out

What did they give the guy who invented the doorknocker?

A no-bell prize

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What is your favorite Chuck Norris joke?

My Favorite, When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris.

Why did Alexander Graham Bell never receive a nobel prize?

Because it's a "no bell" prize.