Why was the lightbulb invented?

Somebody had an idea.

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How many rudeboys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Twenty. 1 to drop it, 19 to go "Pick it up, pick it up, pick it up".

How many Elvis impersonators does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One for the money, two for the show.

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What's the easiest way to tell if somebody's lying?

He/she's not sitting or standing!

What do you call somebody with no body and just a nose?

Nobody knows!

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How do you know the high heel was invented by men?

Who else invents things?

Why hasn't a phone that charges itself just by scrolling the screen ever been invented?

What are our scientists doing

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Why do ya reckon Blonds don't have elevator jobs?

A: Cos they've no idea of the route.

What has no eyes and four legs?

No idea.