because he wanted to win the No-bell prize!! Sorry, I ll walk out
Because we want to!
A Krismas goose.
Somebody shot his dog
Can I grab some milk *Bah dum tsss*
One two three' cat, because 'Un deux trois' cat sank.
They both won when neither of them were competing against black people!
That's a salt!
OK
Because it's a "no bell" prize.
They weren't invented yet.
