What did they stamp on the Asian baby as he came out of his mother's womb?

Made in Va-China.

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What did Masters say to Johnson?

I don't know what the worlds coming to

What happens when you put the Energizer bunny's batteries in backwards?

It keeps coming, and coming, and coming...

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What do you call it when an Asian's imaginary friend dies?

Make-bereave

What do you call a rich Asian?

Cha Ching!*

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Why did the mother cat put stamps on her kittens?

A: Because she wanted to mail a litter.

What goes all around the world but stays in one corner the entire time?

Stamps!