What did they stamp on the Asian baby as he came out of his mother's womb?

Made in Va-China.

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What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air ?

A seahorse !

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What did the asian parents call their retarded son?

Sum ting wong

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How can you tell when a fax has been sent by a blonde?

When there's a stamp on it.

What is the difference between a baby and a stamp?

I don't have a stamp collection.