What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air ?

A seahorse !

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Come Jokes More Come Jokes

What did the collard green do when his favorite song came on the radio?

He got turnip

What's the difference between a condom and a coffin?

Well, both carry stiffs, but one's for coming and the other's for going.

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What do you call a horse that likes arts and crafts?

A: A hobby horse.

What do ghosts like about riding horses?

Ghoulloping.

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

Why can't Mexicans win the Olympics?

Because every one that can run, jump or swim has already crossed the border.

What kind of Internet creep can swim the fastest?

A TOR pedo.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of fish has two knees?

A tunee fish.

What kind of tea do wealthy people own?

Proper-Tea

Air Jokes More Air Jokes

What shape does a muppet follow when throw through the air?

Pa-Ra-Bo-La (do doooo do dodo)

Why were the hens lying on their backs with their legs in the air ?

Because eggs were going up !

Seahorse Jokes More Seahorse Jokes

Where do singing seahorses live?

In a choral coral corral

What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air ?

A seahorse !

Underwater Jokes More Underwater Jokes

What bird can write underwater?

A ball-point Penguin!

What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air ?

A seahorse !