What did Van Gogh's mother say to him when he was sad?

Wipe away those ears.

Previous Random Joke Next

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

How much does it cost a pirate to pierce his ears?

A buccaneer!

What do you call bears with no ears?

B

Wipe Jokes More Wipe Jokes

What do you call using Tinder while you are in the bathroom?

A swipe and wipe.

Who will I share the sunset with now?

sobs* Friend: Bad breakup Me: No. *wipes tears* My Instagram isn't working.

Van Gogh Jokes More Van Gogh Jokes

Why couldn't the artist get a driver's license?

He gave off a good Impression, but couldn't make a Van Gogh.

What happens when you put too many paintings in your car?

You can't make your van gogh.