What happens when you put too many paintings in your car?

You can't make your van gogh.

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What happens when a stormtrooper and a redshirt get in a fight?

The stormtrooper misses every shot, but the red shirt still dies.

What happens when you goose a ghost?

You get a hand full of sheet. (Joke from my mom)

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What kind of amphibian is hired to take your car away?

Toad. Thanks, HammerElectionBeans for the edit.

What kind of car did Jesus drive?

a manual.

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What happens when you put too many paintings in your car?

You can't make your van gogh.

What do you call someone who discriminates against paintings?

An artist. My 11 year son just came up with this one.

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Why did the thieves get caught after robbing the Louvre?

Cause they didn't have the Monet to get Degas to make the van Gogh.

What did Mark Antony say to Van Gogh?

Lend me your ears