What happens when you put too many paintings in your car?

You can't make your van gogh.

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What happens when you put too many paintings in your car?

You can't make your van gogh.

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Why did the thieves get caught after robbing the Louvre?

Cause they didn't have the Monet to get Degas to make the van Gogh.

Why didn't the art thief get away?

Because he didn't have to Monet to pay the Guy to make the Van Gogh.