Who will I share the sunset with now?

sobs* Friend: Bad breakup Me: No. *wipes tears* My Instagram isn't working.

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What's wrong with Andrew Jackson?

He had an Underground Rail Road too, called the Trail of Tears.

Why did the tear testify in court?

Because he was an eye wetness.

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What's yellow and lies in a pond?

Disclaimer: I don't know how well this joke will work in english. What's yellow and lies in a pond? An excevator. You don't think this is funny? Neither does the operator.

Whats black and isn't working?

Black lives matter.

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Why didn't crab and lobster like to share?

They were both two shellfish

Why don't lobsters share their dinner?

Because they're shellfish!!!

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What did the cannibal do after dumping her boyfriend?

She wiped her arse.

Which hand did Henry VIII use to wipe his bottom with?

Anne Boleyn's.

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Why was the A.I. afraid of instagram?

post-upload skepticism

How did the girl with fetal alcohol syndrome tag a picture of herself on instagram?

nophiltrum

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Who will I share the sunset with now?

sobs* Friend: Bad breakup Me: No. *wipes tears* My Instagram isn't working.

What's a sailor's favorite thing to watch at sunset?

Knot movies

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What kind of ship never sinks?

A dictatorship. *sobs*

What is it that you are both most fearful of?

WIFE: I just...sobbing...don't want the kids to suffer ME: Eels