How much does it cost a pirate to pierce his ears?

A buccaneer!

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

How much do pirates pay to get an earring?

A Buccaneer.

Where do pirates store their files?

On their RRRRRRR drive.

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

How many ears does Daniel Boone have?

He's got a right ear, a left ear, and a frontier.

How much did it cost the pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buccaneer!

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How much did the cannibal pay for his new sports car?

I don't know but I heard it cost him an arm and a leg.

What's the difference between an expensive purchase and a loud noise that scares a chicken?

One costs an arm and a leg. The other caused alarm and an egg.

Buccaneer Jokes More Buccaneer Jokes

Where does a pirate keep his buccaneers?

Under his buckin' hat.

How much do pirates pay to get an earring?

A Buccaneer.

Pierce Jokes More Pierce Jokes

How much does it cost a pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buck an ear.

How much does it cost a pirate to pierce his ears?

A buccaneer!