How much does it cost a pirate to pierce his ears?

A buccaneer!

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What does a Pirate say when he turns 80?

Ayyyeeeee mmmaattteeeyyy.

What did the pirate with the steering wheel in his pants say?

Argh it's driving me nuts!"

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

How do you sell a dog to someone hard of hearing?

Get really close to their ear and shout, "DO YOU WANNA BUY A DOG "

How can you tell a cow isn't listening to you?

Everything you say goes in one ear and out the udder!

Cost Jokes More Cost Jokes

How much does it cost for a pirate to get an ear piercing?

A buccaneer.

What does it cost a pirate to get his ear pierced?

about a Buccaneer (buck-an-ear) yuck...yuck...yuck

Buccaneer Jokes More Buccaneer Jokes

How much do pirates pay for their earrings?

About a buccaneer!

Where does a pirate keep his buccaneer' s?

Under his buccan-hat.

Pierce Jokes More Pierce Jokes

Where are you only allowed to swim if you have red hair, a lip piercing, three brothers, a missing finger, are slightly overweight and have a birthday in december?

The specific ocean.

How much did is cost the pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buck-an-ear.