What did Vladimir Putin say after dropping a smashing one-liner?

Putout

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What is the hardest part about breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it.

What's the worst part about dumping a Japanese girl?

You gotta drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.

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Because all the girls know he just wants to smash

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Six. One to do it and five to smash the old bulb to splinters.

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How does Vladimir Putin like his Thanksgiving turkey?

Nuked

Why is Vladimir Putin always Russian?

Because he's never Finnish.