How many LA cops does it take to change light bulb?

Six. One to do it and five to smash the old bulb to splinters.

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Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

10. 1 to change it and 9 to say they could have done it better.

How many psychologists does it take to change a tire?

Just one, but first the tire really has to want to change.

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many immature people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

69

How many ADD's does it take to change a light bulb?

Let's go fishing

La Jokes More La Jokes

What do you call a vampire in a raincoat ?

Mack-u-la !

What do you call a vampire that can lift up cars ?

Jack-u-la !

Splinter Jokes More Splinter Jokes

Why didn't the mother splinter call her son on his birth-day?

Because he's a little prick!

Why did Gandalf have to go to the hospital to get a splinter removed?

He had a staff infection...

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What does Madeleine McCann and Bin Laden have in common?

They both got their backdoors smashed in before being dumped in the sea

What did the pianist do when someone smashed his piano?

He played many more pieces.

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How many LA cops does it take to change light bulb?

Six. One to do it and five to smash the old bulb to splinters.

How many Russian leaders does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Nobody knows. Russian leaders don't last as long as light bulbs. A: None the old bulb is just suffering from a cold.