How many LA cops does it take to change light bulb?

Six. One to do it and five to smash the old bulb to splinters.

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How many Americans does it take to change a light bulb?

None. According to Trump, they outsourced it to India & China.

What's the similarities between Michael Jackson and the colour changing dress?

They both started out black and blue then became white and golden

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many twists does a feminist need to screw in a light bulb?

None. They just grab it and the world to revolve around them.

How many Vladimir Putins' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they didn't Putin enough effort. Just a play on his last name, nothing more.

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What do you call a vampire that can lift up cars ?

Jack-u-la !

Who takes the best selfies in LA?

I need someone good to do mine.

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Why didn't the mother splinter call her son on his birth-day?

Because he's a little prick!

Why did Gandalf have to go to the hospital to get a splinter removed?

He had a staff infection...

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What does Madeleine McCann and Bin Laden have in common?

They both got their backdoors smashed in before being dumped in the sea

What screams "Allah Akbar" and then smashes your crockery to pieces?

A Daesh washer.

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How many Russian leaders does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Nobody knows. Russian leaders don't last as long as light bulbs. A: None the old bulb is just suffering from a cold.

How many LA cops does it take to change light bulb?

Six. One to do it and five to smash the old bulb to splinters.