Why can't the incredible hulk find a girlfriend?

Because all the girls know he just wants to smash

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Why don't men want to go down on a woman first thing in the morning?

have you ever tried to peel apart a grilled cheese?

Why did Hydrogen hurt Iron?

Because he wanted to see him Sulfur.

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How do you know when it's time to get a new dishwasher?

When the old one expects you to "do your share"

Why are there commercials for milk?

Who still doesn't know about milk

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How many Super Saiyans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON DRAGONBALL ZEEEEE! (I really hope this isn't a repost)

How did the Muslim find the goat in the field?

Very Satisfying.

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What did Santa Clause give all the naughty boys and girls for Christmas this year?

He made them Batman.

Why don't you go down on a girl in the morning?

Have you ever tried to split a grilled cheese

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What do you say to a girlfriend who calls you a lazy couch potato?

Well let me tell you...

What did Jay Z call his girlfriend when they were dating?

A Feyonce

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What do you get when you cross Captain America with The Incredible Hulk?

A star-spangled banner

What has 108 teeth and holds back the incredible Hulk?

My Zipper.

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What did the pianist do when someone smashed his piano?

He played many more pieces.

Whats the difference between a watermelon and baby?

One's really fun to smash with a sledge-hammer and the other is just a watermelon