Smash Jokes

What screams "Allah Akbar" and then smashes your crockery to pieces?

A Daesh washer.

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What did the pianist do when someone smashed his piano?

He played many more pieces.

What did Vladimir Putin say after dropping a smashing one-liner?

Putout

Why can't the incredible hulk find a girlfriend?

Because all the girls know he just wants to smash

Whats the difference between a watermelon and a baby?

One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer and the other one is a watermelon

Whats the difference between a watermelon and baby?

One's really fun to smash with a sledge-hammer and the other is just a watermelon

How many LA cops does it take to change light bulb?

Six. One to do it and five to smash the old bulb to splinters.

What is a oreo?

2 gang members smashing a white boys face.

When faced with a challenging situation I calmly ask myself "what would the hulk do?

Then I rip my clothes and smash stuff up!

Who smashed a hole through the wall?

Everyone in the office stares at me, even the Kool-Aid man

What does Madeleine McCann and Bin Laden have in common?

They both got their backdoors smashed in before being dumped in the sea

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What do you call one chickpeas smashing another?

Hummuscide... *italics* gentleman bows