What did you do before you were married sir?

A: *with teary eyes* whatever the hell i wanted to do ...

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Why did the boy want to see a thunder storm in Greece?

Because Greece lightening

Why did the mexican push his wife off the cliff?

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How the hell did Caitlyn Jenner win women of the year?

She hasnt even been a women for a year yet.

Why should the Roman Catholic Church allow priests to marry?

They would have a more detailed understanding of what Hell is actually like.