Why did the mexican push his wife off the cliff?

Because he wants tequila. Literally.

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Why doesn't Coffee get along with milk in Germany?

Cause it doesn't want to be latte. Sorry. I just came up with this lame joke. Downvotes ahoy!

What if the Bible had a major typo and the Devil was really after our SOIL?

Maybe he just wants to grow some pot plants.