Why should the Roman Catholic Church allow priests to marry?

They would have a more detailed understanding of what Hell is actually like.

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Why aren't eagles allowed to be sick in america?

Because that would be illeagle

Why Aren't Elephants Allowed On The Beach?

Because they always blow their trunks off!

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What did Jay-Z call Knowles before getting married?

his biance

What did the melon say to his daughter after she tried to get married?

You cant-elope!

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What's the Priest favorite breakfast?

Kids.

What do you call enchilada sauce bkessed by a priest?

A: HOLY MOLE' Thank you, I'll be in r/dadjokes all week!

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What's a Michigander?

A: An Ohioan who can read. Q: What's an Ohioan? A: A Kentuckian who can count. Q: What's a Kentuckian? A: A West Virginian with a branching family tree. Q: And who the hell are you to be making all these rude judgments? A: Trauma counselor for tour guides.

Why do terrorists in Antarctica love being interrogated?

Snow boarding is fun as hell.