Why do they bury Germans 20 meters underground?

A: Because deep down they are really nice.

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Why are lawyers buried 18 feet deep when they die?

Because deep down they're all actually good people.

Why was the Scotsman buried on the hill?

He died.

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Why was the German woman freaking out?

Because she was late.

What's worse than being German on D-Day?

Being single on V-Day.