What did you hear about the man who fell into the upholstery machine...?

I heard that he was fully re-covered.

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What do you call a man with no body and a nose ?

Nobody knows!

Why did the man invest in the kilovolt battery?

He thought it had a lot of potential.

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What is the difference between falling from the 1st floor and from the 10th floor?

1st floor : Splat, aaaaaahhh 10th floor: aaaaahhhh, Splat

What do you call a guy who plays Fallout?

A Fall Out Boy.

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What do you call a Russian bovine covered in lichen?

A Moss-cow

What did the blanket say to the bed?

Don't worry, I've got you covered.

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What do you call a deaf fishing boat captain?

Anything you like he can't hear you.

What sound do you hear when you drop a bomb on a cow?

Cowboom!