Their middle name.
Same middle name!
The Middle. That way, you're always driving out of Iowa.
Everywhere.
John: "How bad is what "
For me, it's gotta be Emo Phillips' Baptist joke. Although to tell it you've gotta get his execution down.
They only use holy condoms.
They have the same middle name!
Atilla the Hungry.
The same middle name.
A Hun knee comb.