Their middle name.
A medium medium on the median.
Their knee.
the pirate replied, "Arrg it's driving me nuts!"
He managed to find mates named Matthew, Mark, Luke and John hanging around in the Middle East.
A Methodist will say "hi" to you at the liquor store
Because if you just take one, he'll drink all your beer.
They have the same middle name!
They both ate honey and they both have the same middle name.
Atilla the Hungry.
A Hun knee comb.