What do you call a Russian bovine covered in lichen?

A Moss-cow

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Why did the CIA torture the Russian wasp?

Because he was a cagey bee agent.

How does a Russian bomb explode?

Kaboomshki

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Why were the Three Wise Men covered in soot?

Because they came from afar.

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What do you call a Russian bovine covered in lichen?

A Moss-cow

What do you call a Russian bovine made out of small flowerless plants?

A moss-cow

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What do you call a Russian bovine made out of small flowerless plants?

A moss-cow

What do you call a Russian bovine covered in lichen?

A Moss-cow