What sound do you hear when you drop a bomb on a cow?

Cowboom!

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Bomb Jokes More Bomb Jokes

What did the U.S. airdrop to the children of Afghanistan?

Bombs

Whats worse than having to break up with your Japanese girlfriend for the first time?

Her not hearing you, so you drop the bomb a 2nd time.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What's the difference between Nine-Eleven and a cow?

You can't milk a cow for 14 years straight. Be gentle... it's my cake day :-)

What do you get when you sit under a cow?

A pat on the head.

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

How did he do that?

I dropped it on his head.

What did Shrek say when the waiter dropped off his food at the German Restaurant?

Donkey!" (Danke) You gotta say it with the shrek accent to work.

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

Why did Frosty the snowman pull down his pants?

He heard the snow-blower was coming.

When you tell Optimus Prime a joke, what do you hear?

Vehicular man's laughter

Sound Jokes More Sound Jokes

How is a bell obedient?

It sounds off only when it is told (tolled).

What sound does a Turkey make?

coup coup"