What did your mom's leg say to her other leg?

Nothing they've never met.

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What do you call a cow that's missing a leg?

A 3 legged cow

What do you call a pirate with two legs, two arms and two eyes?

Noob.

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What is the good thing about Alzheimer's disease?

That you get to meet new people everyday!

How did you meet daddy?

Me: Well, it all started with a friendly game of spin the bottle at the family reunion...