What do you call a pirate with two legs, two arms and two eyes?

Noob.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on your doorstep?

Mat

What's black and got ten arms?

I've got no idea, but it probably can pick cotton like hell.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

Whats better than winning a medal at the paralympics?

A pair of legs.

What do you call an Asian woman with a leg shorter than the other?

Irene

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What kind of movies do pirates watch?

ARRRR Rated Movies!

Why shouldn't you tell a pirate your secrets?

They ain't private ears. (I don't care if a six year old came to this first thirty years ago, it just came to me.)

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What do Japanese people call.. -What do Japanese people call their japs eye?

My eye

How does the chef prepare the chicken?

The waiter replies, "He looks it straight in the eye and says, 'You're gonna die.'"

Noob Jokes More Noob Jokes

What do you call a pirate with two legs, two arms and two eyes?

Noob.

Where do noobs live in Iceland?

Rekt-javk