What do you call a cow that's missing a leg?

A 3 legged cow

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What did one leg say to the other?

Shorty's growin a beard.

What did your mom's leg say to her other leg?

Nothing they've never met.

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What do you do if King Kong sits in front of you at the cinema?

Miss most of the film!

Why does the Coast Guard have ultraviolet lights?

To help them find missing sea men.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What did the cow say... What did the cow say when she jumped over the barbed wire fence?

I'm udderly ruined!" credit: my grandma, at every party she's ever been to

What does a cow ride when his car is broken?

A COW-asaki MOO-torcycle!

3 Jokes More 3 Jokes

What do you call a bunch of furries, an all girls volleyball meet, and a video game tournament?

Genesis 3.

Why do milking stools only have 3 legs?

Because the cow has the udder

3 Legged Cow Jokes More 3 Legged Cow Jokes

What do you call a 3 legged cow named Summer in the winter?

Summer...Her name's summer.

What do you call a cow that's missing a leg?

A 3 legged cow