What do you call a cow that's missing a leg?

A 3 legged cow

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What do you call an Asian woman with a leg shorter than the other?

Irene

How do you call a dog with no legs ?

You don't call it, you pick it up.

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What did the carnivore say to the vegan?

That's a missed-steak"

Why do you never see any Stormtroopers as photographers?

They always miss the shot

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What is cowhide mostly used for?

Keeping cows from falling apart.

What did the cow say to the horse?

Mooooooo

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What do you need 4 dollars for?

3's enough. Here's 2." and gives him 1.

Why do 2 bit gamblers never win at blackjack ?

Because they can only count to 3.

3 Legged Cow Jokes More 3 Legged Cow Jokes

What do you call a 3 legged cow named Summer in the winter?

Summer...Her name's summer.

What do you call a cow that's missing a leg?

A 3 legged cow