Why do you put a fence around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why should you never hit people with violins?

Because violins is not the answer...

Why did Thor not invite many people to his brother's wedding?

Because it was Low key

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How did Captain Hook die?

Jock itch.

What happens to the water level in the aquarium when one of the fish dies?

It rises because the rest of the fishes are crying :'(

Fence Jokes More Fence Jokes

What's the difference between a fence and a wall?

I give them a wall, and they take offense.

Why do cemeteries have fences?

Because people are dying to get in.

Graveyard Jokes More Graveyard Jokes

Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!

Why are graveyards so noisy?

Because of all the coffin.