Why do you put a fence around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!

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Why don't people name their kids 'Napoleon'?

It's too complex

Why is a bad government like a bikini?

Because people marvel at what's holding it up. And they wish it would fall.

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Why did the grave keeper build a fence around the grave yard?

Cuz everyone was dying to get in.

Why did Jesus die ?

He forgot his safe word.

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Why do they put fences around graveyards?

Because people are dying to get in.

What's the difference between a refugee and a terrorist?

I don't know. I just build the fence.

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What was the name of that hair salon next to the graveyard?

I've got it! It's called "Curl Up and Dye."

When a dad drives past a graveyard: Did you know that's a popular cemetery?

Yep, people are just dying to get in there