Why do you put a fence around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!

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People Jokes More People Jokes

What does Apu say when people leave him to browse reddit?

Thank you, Karma gain

Why do so many people listen to Taylor Swift songs after a breakup?

Because they were tailor made for it.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

Why did Tomoe Mami die?

She got ahead of herself.

What does a shooting star say to his buddy before he dies?

Meet me - oh, right.."

Fence Jokes More Fence Jokes

How many babies does it take to paint a fence?

Depends how hard you throw them

How big do you suppose that fence is?

I reckon that fence is around a yard."

Graveyard Jokes More Graveyard Jokes

Why does the graveyard have fences?

Because people were dying to get in!

How many bones are there in a graveyard?

A skeleTON.