What do a dwarf and a midget have in common?

Very little.

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What do you call a midget in a hospital waiting room constantly complaining about how long he's been waiting?

Imp-Patient!

What do a dwarf and a midget have in common?

Very little.

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What do a dwarf and a midget have in common?

Very little.

What do you call a dwarf tattoo artist?

An Inkling.