What do a dwarf and a midget have in common?

Very little.

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What do you call a midget mexican?

A paragraph since he isn't a full essay

What do you call a midget that does cocaine?

A low blow

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Why couldn't the dwarves renew their lease on the Lonely Mountain?

It failed the Smaug test.

Why aren't dwarves allowed at nudist camps?

They allways stick their nose in other people's business.