Why couldn't the dwarves renew their lease on the Lonely Mountain?

It failed the Smaug test.

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Fail Jokes More Fail Jokes

Why did the hipster fail making ice cubes for his bourbon?

Because he pulled out the tray before it was cool

How do you fail a urine test with a clean sample?

Poop in the specimen cup.

Dwarf Jokes More Dwarf Jokes

Why can't dwarfs sing?

Because they can't reach the high notes. Bonus: how does dwarves communicate? Smalltalk.

Why were the Seven Dwarfs kicked out of the bar?

Because they were Miners... XD

Lease Jokes More Lease Jokes

Why can't an angle lease an apartment alone?

Because he has to cosign

What do you call it when you lease false teeth?

A dental rental.

Smaug Jokes More Smaug Jokes

How does Smaug copy files to a USB stick?

Dragon drop

What was it called when the dragon from The Hobbit was thrown out a window?

The Defenestration of Smaug.

Renew Jokes More Renew Jokes

Why couldn't the dwarves renew their lease on the Lonely Mountain?

It failed the Smaug test.

Why not renew the bachelorette party?

You'd probably have more fun.