Why do you think people hate us so much?

Idk. I blame the idiots who wear us with socks."

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Whats a Pirates favorite letter?

Ya'll think it's the Arrr but it be the Ceeee

How do you think the whole Deflategate situation feels to Tom Brady now?

Probably doesn't feel how he prefers it to...

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Why are there fences around cemeteries?

people are dying to get in.

What do colorblind people say to the unexpected?

Well that came out of the purple

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What is round and hates French people?

The World.

When/why do feminists hate cannibals?

When they make sandwiches, because they're man-spreading.

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Why doesn't Asia wear makeup?

Because it clogs its SINGAPORES!

What do you call a bell wearing a tutu ?

A bellerina !

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Who's to blame?

The motorist. He really shouldn't be driving in the kitchen. (Edit: formatting)

What do you call a couch stuffed with chic peas?

a hummus-sectional ba dum tish! I know that was bad. Please blame my boyfriend, he thought of it.

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How do you keep an idiot with RES busy?

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Why are there no cats on Mars?

Because there is no oxygen and they'd die from UV radiation, you idiot.

Sock Jokes More Sock Jokes

What do you tell a girl who won't stop asking for a tampon?

Put a sock in it.

What did 50 Cent say to his grandmother when she made him a pair of socks?

Gee, you knit

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What shall we name our new playground invention?

Roy: Idk. The playground business sure is a Jungle, Jim. Jim: ...Say that again.

How very is a very good dinosaur?

Very. (Thought of this idk if it was good)