What do a plumber and a walrus both enjoy?

A nice tight seal

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What do call someone who takes care of reindeer and really enjoys it?

A Jolly Rancher.

Why was the feminist happy when the newspaper got it wrong?

Because she enjoyed being Ms-quoted

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Why don't plumbers ride bikes?

Because they'd get arrested for peddling crack

How much does a plumber make in an hour?

It depends on how much crack he can produce.

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What do a walrus and a ziploc bag have in common?

They both like a tight seal.

Where do you buy a Walrus?

WalMart!