What do a plumber and a walrus both enjoy?

A nice tight seal

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What do a chick and KFC have in common?

Once you're done enjoying the legs, thighs and breasts your left with a greasy box to stick your bone in.

Why didn't the pirate chessplayer enjoy his crackers?

Because they were stale, matey!

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What do a plumber and a walrus both enjoy?

A nice tight seal

How do you determine which of two people is a chemist and which is a plumber?

One of them makes crack while the other just markets it.

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Why did the walrus go to the tuppeware party?

To find a tight seal.. Badum tsst

What do a walrus and a Tupperware container have in common?

They both like a tight seal.