Where do you buy a Walrus?

WalMart!

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Why are there no Walmarts in Syria?

Because there is a target on every corner. Guys, this syriaous.

Why did the bishop love Walmart?

Coz the boys pants are all half off.

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How do you sell a chicken to a deaf man?

pause....) WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN??!! (SHOUTING)

Why do people buy smart cars?

Because opposites attract.

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What do a plumber and a walrus have in common?

They both like a good, tight seal.

What does Tupperware and a walrus have in common?

They both like a tight seal