Where do you buy a Walrus?

WalMart!

Previous Random Joke Next

Walmart Jokes More Walmart Jokes

Why aren't there any walmarts in Afghanistan?

Why aren't there any walmarts in Afghanistan? Because there's a Target on every corner!

Why can't I trust my Walmart calculator?

It's always 7% off.

Buy Jokes More Buy Jokes

What did Mike Meyers say to Eddie Murphy after Eddie bought him a brand new Mercedes?

DANKE!"

Why was Lindsay Lohan feeling sleepy?

He was buying drinks.

Walrus Jokes More Walrus Jokes

Why did the walrus go to the tuppeware party?

To find a tight seal.. Badum tsst

What do a piece of tuperware and a walrus have in common?

They both like a tight seal.