Why don't plumbers ride bikes?

Because they'd get arrested for peddling crack

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Arrest Jokes More Arrest Jokes

Why are they arresting that dog?

What did he do?!? (My 6yo upon seeing a police dog sitting in the back of a police car.)

Why was the bodybuilder arrested at the elementary school?

Because it was a gun-free zone

Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

Why did the boy fall off his bike?

A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a light bulb?

Lets go play on our bikes.

Plumber Jokes More Plumber Jokes

How can you determine which of two people is a chemist and which is a plumber?

You ask them to pronounce unionize.

Whats a Plumber's favorite vegetable?

A Leek!

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the rode?

To get to the other side.

How many ADHD children does it take to change a lightbulb?

Lets go ride our bikes

Peddle Jokes More Peddle Jokes

What am I, The Lord of War?

Peddle your conflict fruit someplace else.

Why don't plumbers ride bikes?

Because they'd get arrested for peddling crack