How much does a plumber make in an hour?

It depends on how much crack he can produce.

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What's a drug addict's favorite music genre?

Crack rock

Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road?

It didn't want to get stuck in any cracks.

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How much is a gram?

Me- "Depends on what you want" Teacher- "Out, just get out"

What's the best time of this month for vampires?

It depends on the girl

Produce Jokes More Produce Jokes

Whats that when you keep moving constantly produces something white ?

Its toothbrush dear dirty minded people..

What do you call a cow that can't produce milk?

Utterly useless

Hour Jokes More Hour Jokes

How do you know that a plane from the UK has landed?

An hour after its landed its still whining.

How many triage nurses does it take to change a light bulb?

One but the bulb will have to spend four hours in the waiting room.

Plumber Jokes More Plumber Jokes

How do you tell the difference between a physicist and a plumber?

Ask them to say the word 'unionized'.

Why is lumberjack the only job with some random guy's name attached?

Why aren't plumbers called, like, toiletdougs Or crapperjoels