How much does a plumber make in an hour?

It depends on how much crack he can produce.

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What did one earthquake say to the other earthquake?

I've been really stressed out lately, I know it's not your fault, but please stop cracking jokes about me

Why u bean like this?

SMACK "Don't u carrot all " CRACK

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How do senior citizens handle indoor skydiving?

Depends

What's easier to get, aids or lung cancer?

Depends what you smoke. (Not native speaker, sorry if it doesn't make sense)

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What kind of scary bees can produce milk?

boo bees

What's the thing that is about 5-6 inches long, it goes into mouth and when you rub it back and forth it produces a white liquid?

A toothbrush.

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What's your favourite animal joke?

I give tours at a zoo. Each tour goes for a couple of hours so it is good to engage the guests and make the tour a bit more fun. What is your favourite animal joke I can use at work?

What's the difference between a surgeon and a puppy?

If you put a puppy in a room by itself for an hour it'll probably stop whining.

Plumber Jokes More Plumber Jokes

How do you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?

Ask them to say the word, "unionized".

How can you determine which of two people is a chemist and which is a plumber?

You ask them to pronounce unionize.