An asphalt
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Ask him/her to pronounce unionized
One of them makes crack while the other just markets it.
You ask them to pronounce unionize.
Ask them to say the word 'unionized'.
Pipe down.
Ask them to pronounce unionized.
Because their job is draining.
Because they'd get arrested for peddling crack
He had a high pressure job
A nice tight seal
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It depends on how much crack he can produce.
Pronounce this word: unionized
Kidnap his princess.
A Leek!
Ask them to say the word, "unionized".
They both like a good, tight seal.
Leeks
Because they might connect the drain line to the wrong suer.
The way they pronounce "unionized"
Me: Because I'm a plumber
Ask them to pronounce "unionized".
He's the one with the clean finger.
A leek.
Why aren't plumbers called, like, toiletdougs Or crapperjoels
Cleopatra.
The asphalt.
Just one. To threaten suicide if you don't change it for him/her.
A: Only one but it may take him/her more than five years to do it.
They always talk about how they're from New York.
They are always packing their trunk !
I don't know, that's why I was asking you.
Someone stops you in the middle of the road and asks you to tell him a good joke, What would be your reply?
Because the commanding officer told his soldiers: "Fire at will"
They have a bad stroke
A frog in the blender
Mayonnaise doesn't hit the back if my girlfriend's throat at 60 miles per hour.
Menstrual Cycles (I'm 99% sure I made this up!)
It lifts spirits
Because the market got flooded.
How many libertarians does it take to screw in a light-bulb? None. The market will take care of it.
