What do a telephone and a dog have in common?

They both have collar ID.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you get if you cross a dog with a kangaroo?

A dog that has somewhere to put its own lead !

How many dogs does it take to count 14 plates?

14, maybe 15, but only if the plates ... 'run around a lot!'

Telephone Jokes More Telephone Jokes

How do Iranians speak on the telephone?

Persian-to-Persian (person-to-person).

What do you call a telephone call from one vicar to another ?

A parson to parson call !

Collar Id Jokes More Collar Id Jokes

What do a telephone and a dog have in common?

They both have collar ID.

How do you know a shirt has phoned you?

Collar ID