What do a tuna, a piano, and a pot of glue have in common?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna!

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What does an egg say to a pot of boiling water?

It's gonna take me a while to get hard, I just got laid by this chick.

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How do you stick things together like Fred Flinstone?

You add a dab of glue.

What does a piano, tuna, and a bucket of glue have in common?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna! Don't ask me about the bucket of glue though... I've been stuck there for a while