What did the Italian chef say when his boss tried to pick a fight?

You wanna pizza me !

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What did the Italian chef say when his boss tried to pick a fight?

You wanna pizza me !

What's the different between a wife and a smoke detector?

One, you can turn off without even trying. The other, you spend all day waving a dish cloth at.

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What kind of pizzas did Al Qaeda deliver to the World Trade Center?

Two large plains.

What do you get when you cross Pizza with a Bike?

A Piecycle.

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What did the italian man with dementia have for dinner?

Forgetti Bolognese.

What's a Russian's favorite Italian dish?

Pepperoni Picza!

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Who do zombie cowboys fight?

Deadskins.

Why hang Wanted posters in the post office?

We're not crime-fighting crusaders. We're buying stamps.

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Why couldn't the whistleblower pick up his dry-cleaning?

Because he was Snowden! (Snowed in)

Why is Cam Newton's house so dirty?

He doesn't pick up after himself.

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What did the stressed-out casino worker say to their boss?

I literally cannot deal.

Why does the boss put clocks under employee's desk?

Because he wanted them to work over-time

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How do you sell chicken to a deaf man?

A: HEY, YOU WANNA BUY SOME CHICKEN !!!!!!!

What did Napoleon say about the chopped up body?

I wanna Bone a part

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How do Italian Chefs swap recipes?

By Spaghett-e-mail!

What happened to the Italian chef when he died?

He .