Why was Mr. Strawberry sad?

He was in a Jam.

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What does one strawberry say to the other?

Well, if you hadn't been so fresh last night, we wouldn't have ended up in this jam!"

What's the difference between a strawberry and a pencil?

One's a fruit, you idiot.

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What if they found the face of Jesus in a piece of toast but it was actually Jesus?

This is my body, I'm nice with jam."

What did one strawberry say to the other?

If you weren't so fresh last night we wouldn't be in this jam.