What's the difference between a tuna, a piano, and some glue?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano tuna!

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What's the difference between Jesus and other carpenters?

Jesus may actually return some day.

What's the difference between "Fake News" and CNN?

I don't know Reddit, that's why I'm asking you

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What's the difference between between a piano, tuna, and glue?

You can tuna piano, but you cant piano tuna!

What kind of fish loves to fix instruments?

A tuna.

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What do you get if you drop a piano on a team's defence?

A flat back four!

Why can't the T-Rex play the piano?

Cause they're dead!

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Whats the easiest way to drown a blonde?

Glue a penny to the bottom of a swimming pool ALTERNATE ENDING: Put a scratch n' sniff at the bottom of a swimming pool

Where did the glue go on vacation?

Nowhere! He just stuck around!