What do a walrus and a zip-lock bag have in common?

They're both looking for a tight seal.

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What do you call it when you are looking for your Subaru Forrester in a parking garage?

Finding Forrester

How did Marty McFly react when shown what 2015 would really look like?

Gee, it's hard to say, although he did seem pretty shaken up about it.

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Why does a walrus love Tupperware?

Because he's always looking for a tight seal.

How are a tupperware container and a walrus alike?

They both like a tight seal.

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What is the difference between a feminist and a walrus?

A walrus has at least two valid points.

Why did The Walrus go to a Tupperware party?

He wanted to find a tight seal.

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What do a zip lock bag and a walrus have on common?

They both like a tight seal

What do a walrus and a zip-lock bag have in common?

They're both looking for a tight seal.