What do a walrus and Tupperware have in common?

Both looking for a tight seal.

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Why are there no Wal Marts in Iraq, Iran, or Afghanistan?

Because there are already too many targets. (credit: some old veteran bum looking guy sleeping on a bench at the police station I went to today.)

What do you call orange juice that looks like apple juice, but tastes like orange juice?

Juice Jenner. I'll be here all week

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What was the Walrus doing in the Tupperware store?

Looking for the tight seal

What does a walrus and Tupperware have in common?

What does a walrus and Tupperware have in common? .. They both like a tight seal *What looks like a lemon and shaped like a rock? .. A lemon shaped rock *What is brown and sticky? ..A brown stick

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How are a tupperware container and a walrus alike?

They both like a tight seal.

What was the Walrus doing in the Tupperware store?

Looking for the tight seal

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What is the difference between a feminist and a walrus?

A walrus has at least two valid points.

What do you call a walrus that's been hit by a bus?

Dead.