What do you call a sheep giving birth in a bedroom?

Bedlam

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Why didn't the mother splinter call her son on his birth-day?

Because he's a little prick!

What do you call a cow that has given birth?

Decalfinated.

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

What does a sheep, a drum, and a snake all say when falling off of a cliff?

Baa-Dum-Sss

What do you call the offspring of a sheep and a gorilla?

haRAMbe

Bedroom Jokes More Bedroom Jokes

Why wouldn't you teach a woman how to ski?

Because there's no snow between the kitchen and the bedroom..

Why can't Saudi woman drive?

There's no road from the kitchen to the bedroom.