What do you call a walrus that's been hit by a bus?

Dead.

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Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

Why should you never run in front of a bus?

You will get tired.

Why didn't the little girl finish her lollipop?

She was hit by a bus

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What's the only animal that can't get hit in the head?

Duck.

What is the definition of torque?

When you wake up in the morning with an erection so stiff, that when you bend it down to take a leak, your legs kick back and you hit your head on the toilet.

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What is the difference between a crackhead and a walrus?

One tooth

What do you call a walrus that's been hit by a bus?

Dead.