What do you call a walrus that's been hit by a bus?

Dead.

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Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

Why did Sally drop her ice cream while crossing the street?

She got hit by a Bus.

Why couldn't G Unit get on the Bus?

They did not have 50 Cent.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What did the recent KKK hit-and-run victim order at Starbucks?

A flat white.

What's the difference between a golfball and a woman's 'G' spot?

A man will actually spend 20 minutes looking for a golfball... Alternative punchline: Man can actually hit a golfball...

Walrus Jokes More Walrus Jokes

Why did the walrus go to the tupperware store?

Because he wanted a tight seal.

Why did the walrus go to the container store?

To find a tight seal.