What do Abraham Lincoln and Peyton Manning have in common?

Neither can finish a play.

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Why didn't Anne Frank finish her diary?

She needed more concentration.

Why didn't the mentally challenged kid finish his math test in time?

Because he was too slow.

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Which four-member rock group doesn't sing or play music?

Mount Rushmore.

Why wouldn't anyone play with the little longhorn?

He was too much of a bully!

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What did Peyton Manning said to his younger brother about the new NFL rule?

ELI5 (explain me like I am five)

What do Abraham Lincoln and Peyton Manning have in common?

Neither can finish a play.

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Why is Abraham Lincoln on the Penny?

Because it makes cents (sense).

What did Abraham Lincoln say after a three-day drinking spree?

I freed the what?"