What do Abraham Lincoln and Peyton Manning have in common?

Neither can finish a play.

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Why did the Boston Marathon runner collapse before finishing the race?

WTF ) His thighs were burning too bad.

What does a slave owner do with his slaves when he's finished with them?

Races 'em.

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What game does a black dad and son play forever?

Hide n' seek

Why was little Billy so sad when his friends played on the swingset?

He had no arms. Sorry that joke was stupid, let me try again. Knock Knock "Whose there?" Not Billy

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What do Abraham Lincoln and Peyton Manning have in common?

Neither can finish a play.

Why is it bad that Peyton Manning shilled for Budweiser?

Because he clearly owed the win to Miller.

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Why is Abraham Lincoln on the Penny?

Because it makes cents (sense).

What did George Washington Abraham Lincoln and Christopher Columbus all have in common?

They were all born on holidays."